At Least the Trauma Makes Me Funny Candle

If life insisted on giving you character development, you may as well get material out of it. This candle is for the friend whose coping mechanism comes with excellent one-liners.

Choose the scent that fits the mood, from bright citrus and fresh herbs to cozy spice, balsam, vanilla, or honeysuckle.

Details:

• Scented candle
• Pink Grapefruit: sweet pink grapefruit layered with citron
• Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: fresh eucalyptus and lavender
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: pumpkin, ginger, and fall spices
• Fresh Balsam: balsam, eucalyptus, fir, and cedarwood
• Sea Breeze: citrus, lavender, cedarwood, jasmine, patchouli, rosemary, and oakmoss
• Comfort Spice: brown sugar, cinnamon, lemon, vanilla, and praline
• Vanilla Bean: vanilla bean, tonka bean, and whipped cocoa
• Honeysuckle: sweet floral honeysuckle

Please note: Candles are non-returnable. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable materials.