I Would Punch A Bitch In The Tits For You Candle

For the friend whose loyalty language is apparently violence, but whose actual gift is a candle. Sweet, supportive, and wildly inappropriate in exactly the right way.

Choose the scent that fits the mood, from bright citrus and fresh herbs to cozy spice, balsam, vanilla, or honeysuckle.

Details:

• Scented candle
• Pink Grapefruit: sweet pink grapefruit layered with citron
• Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: fresh eucalyptus and lavender
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: pumpkin, ginger, and fall spices
• Fresh Balsam: balsam, eucalyptus, fir, and cedarwood
• Sea Breeze: citrus, lavender, cedarwood, jasmine, patchouli, rosemary, and oakmoss
• Comfort Spice: brown sugar, cinnamon, lemon, vanilla, and praline
• Vanilla Bean: vanilla bean, tonka bean, and whipped cocoa
• Honeysuckle: sweet floral honeysuckle

Please note: Candles are non-returnable. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable materials.